I was having lunch with my cousin Angelie in the Union when I saw this strangely tall guy with shaggy brown hair make eye contact with me and then wave in my direction. When I actually got a good look at him, I noticed it was Toby, a fellow Tad-ster from my Campaigns class last semester. We hugged and chatted it up for a bit until he had to leave to get back to the office. It was nice to see him. Man, I miss those guys.
“A Zebra Tree”
We were watching Trading Spaces on TLC when Happy said…
Happy: I wonder what tree they get the zebra wood from.
Me and Stan (in unison): A zebra tree.
Happy: You guys are so related. (Turns to our mom) I dunno how you lived with these children.