This is an example of how cordial I am with some of my coworkers:
Me: Hey G., can you open that graphic I sent you? I can’t open it.
G.: Hmm, no. Wow, that’s weird. It opens up as a little thumbnail and then suddenly it says “File cannot be opened.”
Me: Hmm, ok. I’ll have to fix that.
G.: Uh… hey, maybe you should think about doing your graphics on a real computer instead of a Mac.
Me: Uh… hey, maybe you should just kiss my butt.
