Two Things That Should Never Be Combined Into a Sentence

Me: I think I’m going to limit myself to only one frivolous purchase and that’s going to be the Magic Mouse for my laptop.
Jabari: Wow, this must be some mouse if it’s considered a frivolous purchase.
Me: Well, for me, yes. My dad has one and it’s sexxxxxxxy!
Jabari: [Pause] You should’ve really thought that sentence through before you said it.
Me: Yeah, I know. It wasn’t until it was out of my mouth that I realized maybe that wasn’t the right wording.

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