The Boss Part I: …Yeah, it’s a great way to network, find jobs, and list jobs. That’s how [*beep*] found his new job.
Me: Hmm… I’ll make a note of that…
The Boss Part I: No you’re not!

Nurse: Do you drink alcohol?
Dad: Every once in a while. Only at parties.
Nurse: Are you a smoker?
Dad: No, I’m not a smoker. But my son smokes (pointed look in my brother’s direction).

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Me: Yeah, your skin is pale and kinda yellow.
Dad: That may just be my Chinese blood (laughing).
Me: Daddy, that’s so politically incorrect.

Me: aww
Me: martha stewart’s mom passed away
Jabari: oooo..
Jabari: oh man im going to hell, the first thing i thought of was a knit, headstone cozy
Me: lol omg, you’re definitely going to hell
Me: once martha stewart fires her targeted heat-seeking missile in your direction
Jabari: hehehe i meant the best though
Jabari: thatd be cute!
Me: lol

Me: You should see her screen. It’s like gyrating or something.
G: Wow, that’s cool. I wonder how I get my screen to do that.
Me: Maybe you should buy it dinner.

Me: did you dress up for work?
Jabari: nope
Jabari: yes
Jabari: disgruntled employee
Me: lol