The Boss: Man, we go through the Diet cokes like crazy. [Takes Diet Coke from fridge and starts walking away.]
V: Yeah, but I’m totally going to stop now because once it gets into your body, it turns into formaldehyde.
The Boss: Is that true?
V: Yep.
The Boss: [Walks back to fridge and returns Diet Coke.]

Me: Oh, hey G. Do you have your plate ready?
G: Plate? What for?
Me: For when I hand your ass to you at Tetrinet!
G: How long have you been wanting to say that?
Me: For a while now.

And BTW, his ass did get handed to him

Client work is sometimes frustrating. Occasionally it helps to be silly to relieve stress. Or in my case, really cheesy.

Me: Well, 1. it looks like the website. and 2. they approved the comp.
Jabari: so. give him the number 1 and some number 2
Me: lol i have my number 1 (holds up one fist) and number 2 (holds up the other fist) right here
Me: heheh
Jabari: oh jeez. put those down.

Jabari: so… i was playing the zelda game on my DS, and i got to this part where it wanted me to shout real loud. but im at work. so i had to pause it, go lock myself in my car and wait till there was nobody walking past, and then go OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! into the speaker
Jabari: then come back in to my desk like nothing weird at all is happening
Me: LOL
Me: that’s just really awesome
Jabari: must obey the DS

G: I think I’m going to start signing all my emails, “Hugs, G.”
Me: That’s not far off from you sending an invite to everyone in your address book asking them to be friends with you on Facebook.
G: Touche.

And BTW, he totally did accidentally invite everyone in his address book. It was awesome