Say What?!

• Let the Trash-Talking Commence

  • Me: Oh, hey G. Do you have your plate ready? G: Plate? What for? Me: For when I hand your ass to you at Tetrinet! G: How long have you been wanting to say that? Me: For a while now. And BTW, his ass did get handed to him

• The Ease With Which I Publicly Admit My Cheesiness is Surprising

  • Client work is sometimes frustrating. Occasionally it helps to be silly to relieve stress. Or in my case, really cheesy. Me: Well, 1. it looks like the website. and 2. they approved the comp. Jabari: so. give him the number 1 and some number 2 Me: lol i have my number 1 (holds up one [...]

• Working Hard for The Money

  • Jabari: so… i was playing the zelda game on my DS, and i got to this part where it wanted me to shout real loud. but im at work. so i had to pause it, go lock myself in my car and wait till there was nobody walking past, and then go OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! into the [...]

• Facebook Faux Pas

  • G: I think I’m going to start signing all my emails, “Hugs, G.” Me: That’s not far off from you sending an invite to everyone in your address book asking them to be friends with you on Facebook. G: Touche. And BTW, he totally did accidentally invite everyone in his address book. It was awesome

• You Say To-may-toe, I Say To-mah-toe

  • So Jabari has convinced me to try playing World of Warcraft. After learning that rule #1 is playing on your boyfriend’s server, I had to recreate my character much to my dismay. Here’s how that conversation went: Me: bah. i can’t have that name Me: hm… Jabari: is the name important? Me: lol uh no. [...]

• I’m Going To Milk This For All It’s Worth!

  • Me: I need to start catering to my inner commander/entertainer. Jabari: Then do that. Me: I wasn’t asking you for permission I’m the commander! Jabari: Oh i know you weren’t asking. cause youre Rude/Commander/Girlfriend but I was letting you know anyway Me: heheheheh

• Group Therapy

  • Me: Hey when’s your meeting? G: dunno G: just completed mine this morning G: was it good? G: do you need a hug? Me: lol sure i’ll hug you Me: WITH MY FIST I think this personality assessment thing we’re doing at work is helping me already.

• He’s Lucky I Love Him

  • Me: AW MAN! So that means I lost all my rare NSync mp3 singles!! Jabari: See! Silver lining! Me: lol punk Jabari: heheheheh

• I’m Taking My Chances

  • Me: I’m having fun picturing you standing in line at Joann’s carrying around a cuttlebug Me: That’s just awesome. G: you blog about this……you die…. Me: hahahah, dangit (BTW, “G” is a somewhat alpha male with a penchant for noticing new hairstyles on the women in the office.)

• Lesson One: Don’t Give Your Employees Any Ideas

  • The Boss Part I: …Yeah, it’s a great way to network, find jobs, and list jobs. That’s how [*beep*] found his new job. Me: Hmm… I’ll make a note of that… The Boss Part I: No you’re not!