Ok so I normally wouldn’t post this but I felt like I needed to expunge my soul of this heinous crime.
This evening, we were all getting ready to head out for the day when my coworker Bruce turned to me and said, “My wife would be very happy to know we weren’t the only ones who had our Christmas trees still up.”
Pam and Gonzo, two of my other coworkers, turned to me and said in disbelief, “You still have your Christmas tree up?”
By the look on their faces, one would’ve thought I admitted to biting the heads off puppies.
“Yes…” I said reluctantly. “But I took it off the automatic timer last Friday. I just liked coming home to a lit apartment.”




