Dear iPhone 3G,
First of all, I would like to thank you for all your hard work and dedication the last 3 years. You are a phone that has served me well. I know the last year has been difficult, especially with me upgrading you to iOS 4, which I really shouldn’t have. But like a trooper, you chugged along tirelessly despite the burden it put on your processor. And now you will be going to a new home where they will care for you just as I have. Never forget that you have been well-loved, my friend. Carry on.
Kristine





